Evolution of Facial Hair

So I wanted to see what I would have looked like if I was born in a different era, or with a different lifestyle. So, I decided that I would see how I would look if I was born in the 90s.



I've always like semi-trucks since I was young. For awhile I thought it would be pretty cool to drive one. Of course, I also used to think hulk hogan had some pretty sweet moves as well.




I remember watching The Mask of Zoro many years ago. How cool what it be to have that sweet outfit and save damsels in distress. Well, at least I look the part =).



Now don't get me wrong. I'm full blooded All-American all the way through. I am extremely blessed to be a part of this great and wonderful country. But, if for some reason I was born in Germany a few years ago and all I knew was what I was told and what I was taught, I might have looked like this.